Exposing the Terrorists

I know everyone has been sending out emails about candle lightings and wearing ribbons, but...

The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.  The hard line Islamic males cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife.  Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their houses naked to help weed out the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America!